August 23, 2013

Audrey said this to me "mom you are hilarious and complicated all at the same time!"

August 12, 2013

I swear I heard a needle cross a record when Audrey realized none of her friends were at the Pool and said "where the freaking hell are my friends!" Clearly she saw the look on my face because the next thing she said was "wait which is the bad one?"

August 11, 2013

Ben grabbed a Yoo-hoo this morning (he's never had one) Audrey took a sip and said "this Yoo-hoo should be named Yuck-hoo!"

August 7, 2013

Audrey asked me if she could see what our cat Max looked like when we got him. I told her I don't have any pictures of him then. She grabbed my phone and said "I'll just goole it!" I said "google what?" She said "I'll google 'Strouts' fat cat Max at one.' "

August 6, 2013

Woke up at 5am to head home. Sitting on the plane Audrey asked me if I put mascara under my eyes. She didn't mean my bottom lashes either!

July 12, 2013

At the Cabin in Maine she says this:
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151833706928646&l=3848959236001982473

July 6, 2013

While putting Audrey to bed tonight she asked if she could stay up later. I said "no it's time for bed." She says "mom hashtag yolo it's summer!"