Feb 24, 2016

We have one cat that likes to drink out of Audrey's toilet. She gets REALLY frustrated when she sits on a wet seat! Today she said "that's it!!!! We need to get those toilet seat covers they have in public bathrooms so my cheeks stay dry!"

Jan 4, 2016

Audrey says to me "Mom when we get home I need you to think of some chores I can do 'cause I am getting low on the cha-ching!"

Dec 30, 2015

The other night while family was visiting from out of town I told, we were all hanging out having a great time I told Audrey several times she need to get ready for bed. She was doing her best to ignore me. I mentioned it again and she looked up at me and says "mom if you go in my room, in my drawer is my wallet, take $50 out!" Then she put her pointer finger to her nose and said "shhhh"

Dec 28, 2015

Audrey says "Mommom (her grandmother, my mom) was here 10 days and there are 7 desserts in the house!"

Dec 17, 2015

Audrey says, referring to our cat Max, "Oh my gosh, he stinks at both ends....his mouth and his butt. Yuck!!!"

Nov 29, 2015

Audrey says "my snot is as green as a pear in a pear farm!"
Me: thanks for sharing!

Nov 18, 2015

So as per my previous post, anyone that wants a peek into Audrey's brain and how it works....here is a sample! I think 2 and 4 are my favorite!