Nov 22, '09

Audrey says to me "we need a new baby" I say "no we don't". She says " we need a new baby like lilly, but little. Lilly is heavy for me to carry." I'm sure if Lilly knew that she was getting to big to be carried by Audrey she would figure out how to gain 20 lbs fast.

Nov 19, '09

So Audrey says "let's sing thre wheels on the bus" I said ok.....singing singing singing. She stops and says "mama if the babies stopped going wah wah wah the mommies don't need to go shh shh shh"

Nov 11, '09

When I picked Audrey up from her little pre-school class a girl named Avani was crying. I asked Audrey what's wrong why is she crying? Audrey says "I don't know what her deal is"

Nov 10, '09

So driving on the highway with Audrey. She wants her window open. I open it and say to her are you sure you want it open? She says "I can't hear you it's wind-ing in my hair and it's loud.

Nov 9, '09

Dropped the kids off at school and Audrey says "what are we going to do now?" I said go home eat breakfast and watch Dora." she says " oh that's awesome".

Nov 8, '09


Audrey is applying fake French tip press on finger nail tips to Lilly the cat.

Nov 6, '09

Just found Lilly (the cat) licking a tootsie pop holding the stick between her front paws that Audrey had opened licked a few times and left on the counter. Someone please tell that cat that she isn't a dog.

Nov 5, '09

Audrey says to her baby " you are such a beautiful baby I love you so much, stop whining an crying it hurts my ears"

Nov 2, '09

I said Audrey please stop whining I can't understand you. Audrey say no mom I need to whine I feel better that way.