A blog about an incredibly sweet, loving, little girl with an amazing imagination and zest for life. These are little vignettes from our life with her. The cast of real characters often referred to are older sister Olivia, older brother Ben, and two cats, Lilly and Max. Everything I write is true. I work hard to quote her exactly. I hope you have a good laugh.
Dec 23, '09
Audrey just told me she can F-A-R-T in Chinese.
Dec 17, '09
What's on my mind is the fact that I have to clean elmers glue out of Ben's computer keyboard with q-tips. I have to use a pencil to pop each individual key off to clean it. Yes you guessed it AUDREY. I was not the one using the glue and not putting it back where it belongs. UGG. How long till kindergarten?
Dec 17, '09
Audrey has a toy that plays music. It is very annoying. I have been waiting to take the battery out. Today she got the water spray bottle and soaked it with water, the toy stopped working. She was sad. I said it's ok we can find something else. Fast forward 3 hours and it IS working AGAIN. She says "mom it's working, I'm so happy"
Dec 12, '09
So far this morning Lilly has been trapped in my bathroom on Audreys lap with her saying " open your mouth Lilly I needt to check your teeth" while being poked with a thermometer and then Lilly was forced to wear a baseball cap (red sox of course) while eating. Such a patient cat. .
Dec 12, '09.
So far this morning Lilly has been trapped in my bathroom on Audreys lap with her saying " open your mouth Lilly I needt to check your teeth" while being poked with a thermometer and then Lilly was forced to wear a baseball cap (red sox of course) while eating. Such a patient cat. Dec 12, '09.
Dec 8, '09
What's on my mind you ask? Audrey dumping 10 oz of Gold glitter all over the playroom floor. It's white carpet....not happy. Audrey was pretty pleased with her art.
Dec 7, '09
Apparently Audrey found a new tube of chapstick, this is problematic because the onlt thing left was the tube without the stick. Where do you think I am going to find it? This can't end well.
Dec 7, '09
So Audrey decided to take all her clothes off (which takes about 3 seconds) and says to me "mommy lilly and I want to go outside and play football". Meanwhile it is 50 degrees, cloudy, and misting. Weather and nakedness aside, I don't think football is Lillys sport of choice.
Dec 4, '09
Audrey announces that she needs to go to the potty and starts running to the bathroom. I am 5 seconds behind her, once we get to the bathroom she says"mommy I love chasing you"
Dec 3, '09
Audrey was just complaining that her "underpants keep falling up" do I tell her that is a wedgy? Dec 3, '09
Dec 1, '09
Audrey says "let sing a song" I say ok. She says "lets sing The Farmie and the dell" she begins by singing "the pig on the bus has a farmie and a dell farmie and a dell a farmie and a dell" all to the tune of the Wheels on the bus. I was very confused. She asked me "why don't you sing it with me?" I said cause I don't ...
Dec 1, '09
So as I am walking across the floor with a pencil in my hand, Audrey races up beside me rips the pencil out of my hand and says " no no no you can't have that in your hand it's danger" as she is running to the drawer where the pencils stay.
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