Mar 25, '10

So it is a sunny but coolish day in Austin. Audrey dressed herself in a tee shirt and skirt. On our way out I asked her if she wanted a sweater. She said " no her shirt was warmish and her hips weren't cold"

March 24, '10

Audrey is pretending to paint my foot with a paint brush. She says "hold still you have a careup I have to fix it" I asked "what is a careup" She says "it means you need to be patient don't move a muscle I'll make you outta here in no time at all" I said great. She said "you pay on the way out"

March 23, '10

Audrey picked out her books for tonight. I said oh not that one it's not a story book. She said what kind if book is it? I said it's a joke book. She said but I'm a joker I like jokes.

march 23, '10

While getting Audrey dressed in her PJ's she says "Marital Idol is on tonight". I said "yes it is". Pumping her fist she says "yes it is, yes it is"

march 23, '10

Audrey and I are having a "Tea Party" she handed me my drink and said "that's it no more lemonade for you" I said "lemonade I thought this was a tea party" she said "nope lemonade can you deal with it".

march 23, '10

Audrey wants to change her clothes and told me she had to because "these clothes are to clothey"

March 22, '10

Audrey and I are playing a Nemo memory game she has. She told me I was saying it wrong....."not Nemo mommy memo" pronounced like Nemo only with an M not an N.

March 22, '10

Audrey told me she wanted to "go inside because the sun was making her hair hot'"

March 17, '10

Audrey standing with the palms of her hands close to and facing her ears says "mommy I can feel the air coming fru"

March 15, '10

Just heard Audrey yell " Marshall Marshall Marshall you are being a putz hold still so I can put your headband in"

March 11, '10

So while cleaning out my garage with my little helper Audrey, she finds a cat and the hat stuffed animal and says to me " mommy when I was your age I loved the cat in the hat, and now I found him after a long time"

March 4, '10

Audrey decided she wanted a snack apparently because she brought me a butter knife, ritz crackers and peanut butter.

March 3, '10

While Audrey was splashing around in the tub I say to her "time to get out sweetie" she says to me "yea time for marital idol".

March 3, '10

As Audrey and I were on an errand today we saw some guys working on the side of the road putting in a street light. Audrey says " look at those guys, I bet they are up to some trouble" I said no they are working. She says "I don't think so their truck is on the grass making a mess"