June 30, '10

Audrey just used "her" cell phone and called her "girlfriend" katie (no friend named katie) and said "Katie can you please make the rain and the winter go away, oh great, I love you too bye".

June 30, '10

Audrey told me that she wanted chicken nuggets (which is odd because I don't serve them at home) WITH barbara sauce. aka...bbq sauce

June 28, '10

Audrey Aaron and I were getting ready to take a walk, I said to Audrey you should take your leggings off and just leave your skirt on so you don't get to hot. Aaron having just arrived home from work was chaning out of his jeans and Audrey says " dad are you taking your leggings off so you don't get to hot?"

June 27, '10

While disciplining Audrey about the fact that she can not hit her brother I said "Audrey do you understand?" while waving her arms at me she says " I'm not Audrey, I am Audrey monkey and I put a spell on you" I said "you put a spell on me?" she said "now you are black and blue" then she just laughed. I am left thinking...

June 22, '10

Audrey just told me she wanted to watch a specific episode of Max and Ruby. I said I'm not sure if we have that one. She said "Oh it's on demand on lodinick"

June 4, '10


Olivia did Audrey's hair and gave her a French Mani.

June 3, '10


Am not happy that I found Audrey in the family room rubbing her hands together( the way you would when applying hand lotion) with what looked like a pound of lotion only to discover it was actually Fage greek yogurt........apparently she thought the entire refrigerator needed a rub down with it first.

June 2, '10

Audrey and I are getting ready to go to the pool. She says to me "mom can you get my polka dot bokini?" I said yes. She said "my bokini is on the back of the bafroom door"

June 1, '10


Audrey brought these to me and said "I'm ready for my snack" I'm thinking um what?