July 31, '10

While taking my shower this morning Audrey opens the door and says " Hey mom how's it going? Everything okay in here ? Just checking on you."

July 30, '10

Audrey just said in a VERY frustrated voice "mom this TV isn't working I sink the on demand is broken because I said I demand Ni Hao Kai-lan to come on and it's not listening"

July 30, '10

Audrey Yodeling... "ole lady ole lady ole lady woo who"

July 29, '10

Looking at numbers with Audrey last night. We came to 11. I said that's eleven. She said "no it's elevendy elevendy" Now I know.

July 29, '10

Phone rings....On TV can see caller ID. It's a telemarketer. Audrey runs for the phone as fast as she can. I yell "don't answer it it's a telemarketer" Audrey "hello, hello, hello...no my mommy says you're a marketer bye"

July 28, '10

So Audrey has a large square walk in closet. Today while in there picking up a few things that had fallen to the floor I noticed 2 little plastic bowls. 1 was filled with kitty food the 2nd empty. I asked her "why are these kitty food bowls in your closet?" Her response was "sometimes I give Marshall and Lilly a time out in here and this is so they have food, the odder one has water."

July 28, '10

Last night I attended an event that my husband Aaron Strouts company hosted. When I was dressed and ready to go Audrey told me I looked fab-lee-us.

July 26, '10

Two things. 1. Audrey has decided that she will regularly walk out the front door, close it, ring the bell. When I answer the door she says "Hi, can you play?" 2. I said to her "hey what are you doing?" She says in a robotic voice "I'm not Audrey she's in my tummy" 67 times.

July 22, '10

This is Audrey's grill, this is where she keeps her princess shoes. This is where she keeps her dress. This is where she keeps her purse. This is where she was trying to keep Lilly until she went bolting out when I opened the doors.

July 20, '10

Audrey has a pencil jammed into a harmonica. She says "I'm a doctor this is my hammer where's your ouchy." I said doctors don't use hammers. She says "oh it's not a hammer it's a Palmer now hold still and I'll bang your ouch away" yikes

July 19, '10

Audrey says to me "mommy I have a joke for you" I said okay. She says "ding dong" I thinking ummm, but say who's there? With her eyes scanning the room she says "Piano, TV, dish" I say Piano, TV, dish who? She says "that's it hahahaha." I'm left thinking clearly she has her father's humor.

July 16, '10

In the time it took me to empty the dishwasher Audrey emptied the entire tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste on my leather couch. She told me the couch was ouches and she needed to make it feel better. Who is in charge of watching this girl?

July 13, '10

Just found Audrey with a flashlight in one hand, a pencil in the other and she was inspecting Lilly's butt. I think Lilly was cool with the flashlight but very uncool with the pencil poke.

July 8, '10

Audrey has picked lilly up about 8 times then drops her yelling " fly Lilly fly, you are a fairy....use your fairy wings, fly....use your wings, okay fine Lilly you lost your fairy wings and now you are going to your crib" poor Lilly. Not sure why she stays.

July 7, '10

Audrey and Lilly....one of them in a head lock growling, the other one saying "shhh it's okay just relax....hey be nice to me I'm loving you"

July 7, '10

With Audrey present Ben asks "mom what do you think Audrey will look like when she grows up?" Before I could answer Audrey says "brownish but definitely not blueish!"

July 3, '10

Audrey knows her colors in spanish. I was casually going over them with her today, just saying how do you say.......finally after 6 colors she looked at me and said "mom I'm tired of this game, I know them already"