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August 30, 2010
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So after 10 minutes of Audrey not being in the family room with me I decided to go look for her. I found this. Two plastic baskets from her kitchen set. Inside are lentils mixed with hand cream and hand soap. I said Audrey what are you doing this is a mess. She says " this is a stuff treatment for you, it's good for you mom try it"
August 27, 2010
After Audrey came in from outside sweating up a storm said "mom I need some air to cool me off." I said go stand in front of my fan. She ran to the other room and yelled "mom your fan has no more wind" it was turned off.
August 26, 2010
Audrey just said to me "hey mom can you sing ' hay soul sista whose that mista mista on the radio the stereo why way you move aint fair you know" umm huh?
August 26, 2010
Audrey climbs up on the leather couch next to me, spins around, presses her foot against the back of the couch and says "watch this, the harder I press the bigger the print" She pulls her foot off and there is a wet footprint. I said "ick what is that why is it wet?" She says "don't worry mom it isn't lick." I gave her a look of disbelief. She says "oh man it is lick sorry mom"
August 25, 2010
Just watched Audrey carry Lilly by the neck through the house to my bathroom. Lilly making all kinds of guttural noises and meows. Audrey saying all the way "shh shh shh shh Lilly I said shh, that's not nice talk to me, you need to go into your crib" Lilly's crib is a cabinet in my bathroom. I decided that I should help Lilly.
August 22, 2010
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While Audrey had anklet ponytail holders Lilly had a purple headband with a large flower.
August 21,2010
Audrey is playing basketball and says to her dad. " dad hold me up so I can scored a goal"
August 20, '10
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Audrey says to me this morning " I figgered it out when I grow up I want to be a butterfly,but first need to be in a cacoon. Then I will be a caterpillar but only for a little. Then butterfly. That will be awesome. Mom are you going to be a ladybug when you grow up? "
August 19, '10
Audrey changed the channel. We are now watching Giada. I said "oh what is she making" Audrey says "kulkimjomjim" I said "oh what's that" she said "I just told you kulkimjomjim" right now it's clear. ???
August 17, '10
Audrey says to me "look mom I found this marble aren't I a good detechtavator? I am going to keep detechtavating"
August 16, '10
While circling the airport yesterday picking up Aaron Strout and Ben Audrey asked where they were, I said they still need to get off the plane. She says in a very concerned voice "do they have their parachutes, where do they land?"
August 15, '10
Audrey has a Ladybug pillow pet. I asked her what her pets name was. She says "Torelorkins...it's Chinese for hello officer, and that's jus the way it is" huh?
August 15, '10
I asked Audrey what she wanted for breakfast this morning. She said "Golden Grahams, but don't put so much milk in, I don't want them to get milky and float" I said "how about dry cereal and a cup of milk" She said in a very excited way "mom that's an idea and now it's not my problem".
Aug 14, '10
I took Audrey to the pool. She walks right to the edge and says "well here goes nuffin" and in she went.
August 13, '10
I told Audrey " close your eyes and go to sleep." she says " my eyes aren't closing, they are telling my body to stay awake!"
August 12, '10
Leaving a store today with literally no cash or change on me Audrey asks for something out of the gum ball machine. I said "oh no honey Mommy doesn't have any money." Audrey says to me " maybe when we get home YOU can have a lemonade stand to get some." I told her that was a great idea.
August 11, '10
Audrey is rhyming words in a singing voice like this "sick, trick, lick, bick, D.I.C.K. stops on that one word, sings it 20 times then says to me D.I.C.K. is ant in Chinese. I said "well since no one here speaks Chinese, lets say ant in english."
August 9, '10
Just found Audrey holding Lilly's back legs straight up in the air. Lilly is making deep guttural noises and Audrey is saying "shhh shhh listen to my structions you can do it, it's a headstand, member to balance Lilly" I am pretty sure this is not a natural state cats like to be in based on the growling/guttural noises Lilly was making.
August 6, '10
Audrey says to me "mom when I say 'ma-zo-shea' that means water." I said what language is that? She says "Texas"
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August 2, '10
Audrey says to me while trying to talk with her tongue sticking out "mom see my tongue? When I stick it out that keeps me cool"
August 1, '10
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Momentarily lost track of Audrey. After a yell through the house she comes out of my bedroom. I said what were you doing? She says I was in your shower putting my babies to bed. I said oh no does it involve body wash? She said no you won't be disappointed, you won't be upset, no time for being mad mom.
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