December 31, 2010

Audrey told me that her friend "Avia (no friend named that) who has black hair, blue eyes, wears flip flops, jeans and has ponytails, that lives in Boston." Told her that "animals have bleed in them."


December 29, 2010

Audrey has a "Tom the Cat" application on her iTouch. A crazy looking cat that repeats everything you say to it. Imagine everything she says....twice. This cracks her up. She told me that "Tom the cat is a fake." I said what does that mean he's a fake? She says "fake means silly, Tom the cat is really fake."

December 25, 2010

Audrey just said in a very surprised voice "hey mom you fart gas out and put gas in the car!!!"

December 24, 2010

Audrey and Grammy were playing hide n seek and Audrey said to Grammy " I want to tell you where to hide so you don't disappearreate"

December 17, 2010

Audrey & I were playing hide & seek. She was frustrated by the fact that she couldn't find me, so she told me to hide In Aaron's bathroom. He has a dbl doored cabinet. One opens into his bth rm the other into his closet. She made me hide in that space. She was happy knowing exactly where I was. While she was counting I would roll out into the area where she wasn't counting. Lets just say this didn't make her happy.

December 15, 2010


Audrey rang the bell and said "Hi I'm Stacey can I get a handshake please? I'd like to come in. I like to dance and am better then Audrey, oh and I'm free to babysit Audrey if you need me to." Without taking a breath w/ a forced texas accent

December 13, 2010

Audrey said to me " I would come to your house and tell you your christmas tree looks dimilated." I asked what's dimilated? She says "dimilated is when you have a dirty Christmas tree covered in trash cans."

December 9, 2010

Driving in the car with Audrey and Ben tonight. Ben talk/thinking out loud about what he is going to have for dinner. While thinking about his dilemma, he pauses and looks over at Audrey. She says "Don't look at me it's not my problem". Ben laughed and we heard it several more times.

December 9, 2010


Audrey and Lilly crashed out for the night

December 9, 2010

Audrey just said "when I was at the north pole with Grammy and papa mommom and granddad aunt heather and uncle lee it got dark really early and was turning 3 degrees a lot" I asked if she had seen Santa while she was there.." Yup and the elves were my size and so tiny and cute"

December 6, 2010


Notice the iTouch in Audrey's lap and the cord to lilly's ear.

December 6, 2010

While on a work call Audrey starts talking to me telling me she called daddy from my computer. Once I was off my call I went to my computer and in fact she had called Aaron Strout on skype and had the video activated. My hubby was there waiting. I'm officially scared...who's with me?

December 3, 2010

Early this morning Audrey came running into my bathroom to tell me she was going to be doing some "putering" (aka working on her computer). A little later, while she was "putering" I asked her to climb up to the counter to eat her breakfast and she says "mom I'm doing my work....I am do txt emails"

December 2, 2010

I asked Audrey what she did today during "rest time" at school. She says "well I didn't rest. I played a game. " I asked what game. She says "Hungry hungry hickos. " I said "oh you mean hippos" She says " no hickos are hawks that come down to bite you and you need to run."