March 30, 2011



This is how Audrey decides if she likes the outfit she has picked to wear the next day

March 30, 2011

Audrey is eating an apple. She asks me "mom do you make applesauce from apples?" I say "yes" she says "wow that is so com-plean-ient"

March 29, 2011

While Audrey was getting down from the counter tonight after finishing her dinner, she spilled her cup of water. I went to get a towel to clean it up and upon my return I found her standing with her mouth open under the stream of water running off the counter. She thought there would be less for me to clean up that way.

March 28, 2011

I asked Benjamin to "cut audrey some slack" because she isn't feeling that great and he was arguing with her. 2 minutes later Audrey says "hey just cut me some SLAP"

March 26, 2011

So the other night while I was brushing my teeth, I was unpleasantly surprised by the taste of soap. The next morning while brushing (with a new brush) Audrey says "mommy I cleaned you tub yesterday using your toothbrush with the soap on your counter see how shiny it is."

March 20, 2011

Audrey informed me how you make lemonade. " lemons mint milk and goodness"

March 19, 2011

This is how audrey explains how you play the game "eye spy"...." you pick a color in the whole world and guess it"

March 19, 2011

Audrey says being " clever" means she is "right and that panda ears eat bamboo"

March 13, 2011

Audrey has a water and soap mixture in a cup. She says " I need to put this on you, it's called show - da- labs" I asked what does it do? She says " it keeps your laugh box from burning out"

March 13, 2011

Audrey just said " hey mom I can't find my new headband, I guess it's a mystery"