April 27, 2011
Audrey singing the title of a spongebob show "The Hash Slinging Slasher" (one to scary for her to actually watch) after several rounds somehow becomes "The ass slinging hasher" also repeated for several rounds.
April 25, 2011
Audrey was eating a small bowl of dry cinnamon toast crunch cereal. She spilled it and says "I accidentally spilled my cereal that means on purpose"
April 21, 2011
Audrey making demands this morning. "mom, first I don't care, three I don't know, and last I don't remember."
April 20, 2011
Audrey has a necklace she has recently started wearing. She asked if she could wear it in the bath. I said no it wont be good for the metal. She said "if I wear it in the bath it will turn it junkster"
April 19, 2011
Audrey has a little bruise on her hip. I asked her what happened to her hip? She said "first it pounded then it exploded, that's why it looks like that"
April 16, 2011
Each time Aaron smokes a pork butt on the grill for pulled pork sandwiches I love that Audrey gets excited about having "pork pork sandwiches'
April 14, 2011
Audrey just asked me if they serve chili in jail. I said I don't know. I've never been to jail. She said well you have to bang a lot of rocks there for work.
April 13, 2011
Discussing hair colors with all 3 kids. Ben (9 yes old ) asks what color his hair is. I said dirty blonde. Audrey says in a very indignant voice " mom he's not a dirty blonde he's a pretty blonde"
April 13, 2011
Audrey was telling me about something that happend in her day and paused. I thought she had finished what she was saying asked her a question. She said "mom don't have what you are saying come before what I am saying that isn't nice." well alrighty then.
April 12, 2011
Audrey named her bath toys. From right to left...b-yoda, bingin, genynda, chocha, beeyagone, yokinchaza. Said several times exactly the same way.
April 10, 2011
Putting Audrey to bed. I said " what song would you like me to sing to you?" she says " how about some Bruno Mars?" no...
"michelle branch?" no " Rihanna?" no Audrey those are not night time songs. She says "oh are they daytime songs cause I see the sun." umm hmm.
"michelle branch?" no " Rihanna?" no Audrey those are not night time songs. She says "oh are they daytime songs cause I see the sun." umm hmm.
April 10, 2011
Audrey said to me " I don't want a fruit bowl for lunch tomorrow because I don't like tanderine peaches"
April 8, 2011
Suddenly the water from the kitchen sink is running. I said to Audrey "what are you doing?" She says (holding her princess shoes) "I am washing my shoes." I said "why are you washing your shoes?" She says "because they taste ugly and need to be cleaned." I wish she would stop licking her shoes....
April 05, 2011
Audrey tells me "mom last night I dreamed about fire ants (a real thing in TX) and I dreamed about blue ants and black ants and Mexico ants"
April 04, 2011
Audrey says to me "hey mom look I am spinning so much I am dizzy" I turn around to see her drop Lilly out of her arms and Lilly TRYING to walk away without toppling over.
April 04, 2011
Audrey was laying very close to me and asked me..."mom am I close in your space, or is this okay?"
April 02, 2011
Aaron made the comment "one mans trash is another mans treasure" 2 minutes later Audrey says " mom a man took the treasure.... that pirate won't be happy"
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