May 24, 2011
So while putting Audrey to bed tonight she says "mom I can't wait to have my own crib." I said "Audrey you are to big to sleep in a crib." she says with pure distain in her voice "mom a crib is a house!"
May 20, 2011
I am watching Audrey pick her nose. I ask her "what are you doing?" she says I picked a booger, now it's on my finger. I was thinking if I drop it down it will be on my bed, I don't have a tissue, so I'm trying to put it back in my nose but it won't stay."
May 20, 2011
Audrey says "mom I want some dinner lunch." I said "What is dinner lunch?" She said "It is Jelly on toast with crust!"
May 14, 2011
I say to Audrey...."less talking and more eating please." She says "Mom I have so much talking in my head, I can't even unplug myself. What am I going to do?"
May 11, 2011
Audrey, talking about a cartoon she watched yesterday mentions the characters as a "wolf" & a "Duck" otherwise known as a "Coyote" & "Roadrunner".
May 10, 2011
These are "cowgirl flip flops" according to Audrey. To you and me they are spongy styrofoam squares taped to her feet.
May 6, '11
Yesterday Audrey went to this dentist for the first time. She has been there before and has met the dentist because of going with her bro and sis. She asks me "mom is dr. Hoppe the one with blond long hair, no glasses, and feet?"
May 5, '11
So for those of you familiar with the song often sung to little babies.."Head Shoulders Knees and Toes"... Audrey is in the tub singing at the top of her lungs that tune only using the words "Head thorax abdomen". Don't ask cause I don't know either.
May 1, 2011
I asked Audrey for a kiss. She gave me one. I asked for another and she gave it to me. I asked for a third one and she said " I don't have anymore." I said "why not?" She said "cause I didn't buy any so nope you can't."
May 1, 2011
Audrey asks me if I " want some pama juice?" I said what's that? She says " it's some poodi dos, bood, zygen flower, quinza, boon flower, ice cubes and lemon"
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