June 29, 2011

Since we moved from MA to TX when Audrey was 2 she doesn't remember the beach. While on the beach today in MA Audrey says " mom I want to go home, this beach has to much sand, I'm all sandy, and the ocean tastes like salt."

June 25, 2011

Audrey says "hey mom what's for dinner?" I said Hamburgers. She says "mom that's not my favorite thing, I want Brussel Sprouts, Artichokes, broccoli and a salad."

June 25, 2011

Audrey helped Aaron make me a cup of coffee. Audrey asked me " do you want to know the ingredients?" I said "yes". She said " love, plankton, and kisses." 10 minutes later she came back to add a special ingredient......." karalante"

June 23, 2011

This, as per Audrey is an "armlet". Known to you and me as an empty butter box. I was told "beware of the armlet it will punch your face and smoke your eardrum out." I consider myself warned.

June 22, 2011

Audrey is brushing my hair and saying in a very excited voice "hey mom this is great your hair color is turing back to your normal color." I said "what color is that?" She say "a little light orange and a lot of white

June 22, 2011

Decided it had been to long since I had heard from Audrey so I went looking for her, only to discover her door was closed. I opened it VERY quietly. Found her tucked in the corner with the iPad listening and quietly singing to Justin Beiber.

June 21, 2011

Walking by a flower with Audrey. She stops and inspects it closely, then says "that sure is one pretty flower it must be filled with a lot of nectar....I think this flower is going to make some bees happy."

June 18, 2011

Yesterday at the pool Audrey was doing a bunch of "tricks" that resembled much splashing, asked me if I wanted her to do the "easily or hard ones?"

June 16, 2011

Audrey came into my bedroom at 6:40 this morning chomping on some gum and said "I am on a break and had a little time till i have to get back to it." I said "what do you have to be back to?" she says "oh my emailing and texts."

June 14, 2011

Audrey didn't like what Olivia was saying and just told Olivia "you're gunna go to juvie if you can't shape up"

June 11, 2011

am drinking a big glass of ice water. Audrey is drink s cup of orange juice. she asks me if I want a drop of hemaga in my water. I asked what is homage? She replies simbobjo.

June 1, 2011

At the pool with Audrey. She is trying to convince me to get in. I'm not a fan of coolish water, so I am taking my time. Audrey says "mom do you want to be an awesome lady or not so awesome lady who goes in one step at a time?"

June 1, 2011

Audrey sitting down to eat her lunch says "mom are you ready to rock this lunch?"