"Audrey walks up to me holding the Holy Bible open to Judges and says "Mom the book says when you wear make-up you turn into a zombie."

"Audrey just let me know that there are two kinds of "Hot". "1. when you are sweaty. 2. When you look good to somebody.....they way Justin Bieber and I look at each other.""

"Audrey has been saying for awhile that she wants a new car seat. I haven't said yes or no, just we'll see or maybe. Today she climbs in the car and says "That's it, you have two choices either go now and get me a new car seat or, have me be mad at you. Which is it going to be huh? If you don't choose the right one then I get to choose for you." lord help me."

"Ben (9) woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. He started in on Audrey. Audrey said to him "oh, well you're adopted." Ben said "do you even know what that means?" Audrey said "it means they paid money for you, I bet they wish they paid for someone else, based on you're acting""

"Audrey was playing a game with me. I told her she was a "tricky rickie" she said "you're a ticky sticky, and a bicky wicky, and a dirty dickie." Then she looked at me and said "I know, I know, on that last one I said dirty"."

"Audrey, with a hand on each of my cheeks says "mom this (blink blink blink) is a butterfly kiss, this (kiss on lips) is a regular kiss, this (her nose back and forth on my nose) is a eff-kimo kiss." Oh, and I was told today that when you ride a motorcycle you are supposed to wear a "helmint""

"Audrey says climbing into her car seat..."this thing is buckwacked and the straps are buck tabs!" I said what does buckwacked mean. She says "it's a car seat that doesn't go right and the straps don't work so they are buck tabbed.""

"This is what she wears to ride her bike"

This is Audrey. She makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHCmmEe0IgY

"Audrey chilin, listening to some bieber, asks me as I walk by "do you like my English accident?" in a perfect accent."

"Audrey swinging but on her belly. Says after awhile "oh my nucks" I said what are nucks? She says "all my bones that I am laying on that hurt.""

"This is the way Lilly is moved around the house.....most days."

"My children all get home at different times from school. Audrey is 1:45, Ben is 3:00 and Olivia is 4:15. Audrey explained this to her friend like this. "the little ones get home shortly, the middle ones get home half way and the biggest get home at 80." her friend says "oh that's right.""

"When I woke Audrey up this morning I said "Are you ready for a great day?" she responds with "I am gunna rock this day, I can feel it in my bones." well alrighty then, get to it."