"Audrey wasn't happy about waiting for her dad, bro, and sis to go on a ride says " how come they have all the fun and we have all the boring fun?""

"We are heading to Sea World in San Antonio today with the kids. Audrey just asked "when are we leaving for Santee Antonio?""

"Was frustrated with Audrey while putting her to bed because she was asking a million questions. She says " mom you are really cranky I think you need to go to bed and get some serious sleep.

"Some serious blue makeup going on..... Creative???"

"Audrey says to me " one day at school I was bad because I got caught rolling my eyes at the teacher, but if you turn your head they can't see you do it and that means no trouble! I tried it and it works. ""

"Audrey just asked me if I was alive when dinosaur's were. NICE!"

"We have made 4 different kinds of cookies over the last few days. One is a sugar cookie with a chocolate ganache center. Most of us ask for the sugar cookie with the chocolate in the middle. Not Audrey, she says "mom may I have a ganache cookie?" funny to hear that from a 4 year old."

"When dropping Audrey off at pre-school today I told her to have a great christmas party. She says "It's not a party we're just hangin out.""

"Told Audrey she couldn't have a bite of the gingerbread house she made. She says " mom you're not being a mom right now you're being a sassy pants.""

Proof I don't make this stuff up. All happening in the guest bathroom

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