"Audrey wearing a dress with abstract shapes of blues and yellows, black leggings, and pink cowgirl boots (don't say cowboy cause she will correct you). I say you look cute. She says "Cute? I don't look cute! I am rockin this look, have you seen my boots? They are pink which makes me a rock star!

Overheard this: Olivia yells to Audrey "Hey Audrey come her for a minute." Audrey says "What do you want?" Olivia says "I want to tell you a secret." Audrey says "no you don't, you're going to fart." Olivia says no I'm not "Audrey says "then you are going to tell me I'm adopted." Olivia says "no I'm not." I walk into the room and Audrey looks at me and says " I don't know what you heard but I'm not buying what she's selling." I say "good cal

The other day after picking Audrey up from school she says with anger in her voice "Mom, my armpits have been sweating all day and I want to rip them off my body. You could fix this for me if you just bought me deodorant. Seriously mom can you just do that?" I say "No Audrey you don't need it." She responds with "fine I will just start using dads, I can reach his you know.

"Suddenly realized that I wasn't exactly sure where Audrey was. I found her in the guest bathroom. She was inside the shower (enclosed in glass with a door not a curtain) with Lilly. She had Lilly's food dish, water dish, a power bar, a book and a teddy bear. I said "what are you doing?" she said " I have figured out how to get quality time with Lilly and she can't run away, I thought of everything she needs. Actually, mom can't you get me the litter box?

A little learning with Audrey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlzQUdmA50Y

"Audrey let me know that she was very excited that Monday was a holiday. She said " It's Captain luther king Jr day.

"Audrey saw a commercial on TV for Shirley Temple's movies all fixed up and digitally perfected. She says to me "Mom that girl Shirley Temple, she can't sing I sing better then she does. She looks weird too, she looks young but old. Why does she get to do movies....I think I should get to do movies.

Audrey squirming around in bed says all the sudden "ouch oh that hurt." I said what happened? She says "my leg got cranked and it still cranking, why oh why did I crank it?

"Audrey was having a little bag of lays chips for a snack and said "These are so delicious and salty, tendered, and crispy...I love them". I think she has been watching to much Giada. (yes tendered and not tender)"

Audrey did this before she decided to draw a picture.

Audrey told us this... "you know how I know I am popular? Cause when the kids get milk at lunch they ask me to open it and POP I'm popular

"Am still shocked by Audrey's rendition of the song "Old MacDonald Had A Farm", it went like this. "Old MacDonald had no underpants and on his farm he had a horse with a penis and one with out E I E I O

Audrey decided that she wanted to give me a manicure. Tools included: Lotion, nail file, hair dryer, scissors, tape, pink sharpie and band-aid...I am officially nervous.

"Audrey says to me " mom I need to tell you a question... God makes adults and mommy's make babies right?"

"Realized that Audrey's pants are on backwards and asked her "hey why are your pants on backward?" she says "cause that's the way I roll!""