The Best of Audrey

A blog about an incredibly sweet, loving, little girl with an amazing imagination and zest for life. These are little vignettes from our life with her. The cast of real characters often referred to are older sister Olivia, older brother Ben, and two cats, Lilly and Max. Everything I write is true. I work hard to quote her exactly. I hope you have a good laugh.

Audrey asks me " does our cleaning lady use kaboom so-tastic? It gets out tough stains there is oxy.... something in it.

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Audrey asks me " does our cleaning lady use kaboom so-tastic? It gets out tough stains there is oxy.... something in it.

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Audrey has a cat from build-a-bear. All afternoon she was calling it Sarah. I said to her "Audrey you need to move sarah." she says "who is Sarah? This is Tasha but her nickname is Hanna!

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Audrey was sitting outside eating her lunch. I came out and sat down. She got up and moved closer to me. I said "hey thanks for joining me!" she said "no pleasure" then asks " mom what does that mean anyway

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"Doing some rhyming words and pictures with Audrey. The word is Dog and the rhyming word is Hog. I ask "What's the difference between the two?" (meaning the "D" and the "H") Audrey says "one's bacon and one's a pet

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Audrey watching a show about hurricanes. She looks at me and says "Mom 15 million people lost their homes, million mom million. Oh if only spongebob were real he could suck up all that water then they could have a house again. Where are those people going to live....they need a house so they have power. What's going to happen?" Lots of questions"

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"Yesterday was a sad day in the Strout house. Audrey had to lay her "cowgirl" boots to rest. She literally wore them out. She said goodbye to them several times before going in the trash. Driving to school with new shoes on her feet says in a very melancholy voice..."boy things sure are different and won't be the same again." I said " what are you talking about" She said " those boots were awesome and I rocked every outfit with them." I said "we can buy you new ones for Kindergarten if you want?" Her response. "Woohoo I will rule in Kindergarten." No doubt in my mind.

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Audrey just being Audrey


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Yesterday after Audrey got home from school she asked for chocolate milk. After her first sip she complained that it didn't taste good. (Milk generally doesn't have a chance to go bad in our home as we go through about 4 gallons a week). She mentioned it several times. FInally I asked what it tasted like. She said "Mom it tastes like crap with tomato, chocolate and milk

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At Christmas Audrey received a $20 bill from one of her Great Grandmothers. Just the other day she received $2 additional dollars from her Great Aunt Karen Lothrop. Yesterday for a brief second Aaron Strout and I were discussing what it would take to put a pool in our backyard. Audrey quickly offered her $22 towards the $30,000 or so thousand it would take. Today while taking her to school she says "Mom do you still have my money to pay for the pool?" I said "Yes." She says "great I can't wait till school is over today so I can go swimming." Not sure how to break it to her.

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Audrey arrived home from school saying to me "Mom can I have double juices and double chips for a snack?" I asked why doubles? She says "cause I might be double-ish hungry and that will fix it!

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Last night Audrey was "reading" to me If You Give A Pig A Pancake. Just before she turns the last page she says "wait for it...... I'm making you wait for the end like on those cooking shows. Can you stand it?

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Audrey just started taking Spanish lessons. She now thinks she's fluent, saying everything in "Spanish" which sounds more like her usual Chinese. She's had one lesson

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This is how Audrey dressed for the park. A little girl said "look mom that girl's a princess." Audrey says in a perfect British accent " oh heavens no I'm not a princess, I'm a fairy


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Audrey
Audrey was born in June of '07. In January of '09, I started documenting the funny (and sometimes frustrating) things she did during the course of the day on Facebook. This is way before I had any idea the kind of material she would later provide simply by Audrey just being Audrey.

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