Audrey comes running into the room & says "Mom were is your computer? I need to make a facebook page for myself right away. I just found out that Justin Beiber has one. I AM SURE HE WOULD BE MY FRIEND or does he follow me?" I say no friends are on FB and followers are twitter. She says "oh that's right.

Ahh you gotta love when the mother of a child in Audrey's class says "oh we had lunch with Audrey today and she told us that she loves to watch Bugs Bunny. Audrey also told us (I begin cringing now) her favorite line is......'what's up dick.' STILL CRINGING

Audrey just changed her clothes and said to me "how do I look? Do I look like a hot mama?....Wait what does that mean? I heard someone say it to you at Ben's Football game and it sounded good." She makes me literally laugh out loud.

This is kinda what is was like in Target the other day except

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQYRDG60jRI

Audrey gave me these tickets for "reckless abandonment of driving a car with 4 wheels." apparently I get 1 ticket for each wheel.

Audrey asks on the way home from school "mom today I would like to have a lemonade stand." I say "oh sweetie not today because I don't have anything to make it with." she says "okay how about I get some of your shoes, my shoes and Olivia's shoes and we sell them, we have those!!!!

Audrey asks on the way home from school "mom today I would like to have a lemonade stand." I say "oh sweetie not today because I don't have anything to make it with." she says "okay how about I get some of your shoes, my shoes and Olivia's shoes and we sell them, we have those!!!!

Audrey told me that she had a "bomb skin" on her foot. I asked the obvious, and her response was to show me a little blister. Now we know that we have been calling them the wrong thing all this time. It's a bomb skin.

We had a MAJOR thunder and lightening storm last night, we even lost power for a few seconds at one point. I said to Audrey "Did that thunder and lightening storm wake you up last night?" She says "nope not one bit, I have two speeds on and off and last night I was off.

"I love when I'm in target with Audrey and she is singing at the top of her lungs. Today I said " Audrey, shhh please don't sing so loud." she said "I'm not Audrey I'm a famous singer and all the people need to hear me." the singing continued. Lady behind the counter literally laughing out loud.

We did a lot of walking around New Orleans over the last few days. I told Audrey she did a fantastic job walking. She says " thanks i've been training my legs for 13 years. I gassed them up for the trip

Yellow jacket flying around Audrey's head. She says "buzz off bee, go make some honey will ya?!?

Turns out the tigers are white and Audrey is orange. Now she thinks they are going to throw her in a cage.

Audrey had her face painted like a tiger. Now we are at the zoo. She is convinced that when the tigers see her they will thinks she is part of their family.

"We are driving to new Orleans with the kids ( 9 hours). We just crossed from Texas into Louisiana and Audrey says "YEA we're in a-loose-e-anna

"Audrey asks "how far are we from New Orleans?" knowing that she doesn't get 15 minutes but does get 1 sponge bob show, that is what I tell her. She asks "is that the same as 1 1/2 pink panther shows?" I said I don't know how long they are. With her palms facing each other with a distance of 8 inches in between says "about this far

Hair stylist says to Audrey "how do you want your hair?" Audrey says " well I have kinda sad news, my pink cowgirl boots had to go I the trash... So now I need my hair sassy cause my boots were sassy. I like sass

This is the way Audrey goes through life...