Overheard Audrey ask Grammy a question about Simon (grammy's cat). "Grammy, if Simon became a person what would he be for Halloween?" Grammy says "maybe Dracula?" Audrey says " He would be a scaredy cat"

As I am packing Audrey for our vacation she is following me in and out of her closet talking her head and mine off. Finally she says "Really mom you expect me to wear this dress? I never wear this dress! I need to have a say in what we take. I mean it's my body and I'm going to decide what it wears.

Audrey looking at me while I am still half asleep says "mom when I look at you like this you look like a cricket.... no wait I mean a fly!"

In the car listening to the radio with the girls. Maroon 5's Pay Phone was on. The line in the song goes "All these fairy tales are full of it." Audrey says "Did he say shit.... cause it sounded like he did cause, shit is a bad word." IT Audrey, he said IT.

Audrey is playing with my hair. She asks "do you want it to look like Santa's beard or a rock star?" I said rock star. Once finished she says "hey you look good oh, and by the way, by rock star I meant more like an elf."

Just a little young for a belly button ring...

Audrey is a hair twirler, hers and anyone else's she can get her fingers on. The other night she apparently woke up at 9ish pm and called for me. I didn't hear the call but Ben did. He went into her room and asked what was wrong. She said she was having trouble sleeping. He asks " Audrey do you want to twirl my hair and I'll tickle your back?" Ben has a buzz cut. But they tried.

Found Audrey flipping through a magazine. She says "this is lame, this is totally lame, just lame." I ask "what magazine is that?" She shows me the cover and it's Maxim. I said "tell me why it's lame" She says "cause it's all girls with no perfume sample to smell"

Audrey told me she knew what the Rihanna song "Shut Up and Drive" means....I had a nervous moment and asked "oh really tell me." She says "when you are driving and talking and driving and talking and it's really far away finally someone just says shut up and drive." phew

Audrey and I were arguing over who loved the other more. She says "mom my love for you is gi-mo-nous and you can't beat that." (aka ginormous) She was correct I couldn't beat that

Audrey had her official birthday party this past Monday. Yesterday she was giving me a recap of all the stuff that she thought was fun. One thing she said was... "oh and one of my bff's Reagan sang Happy birthday really loud, told me I looked like a princess, gave me some flowers she picked and that made me feel all kinds uh Razzel dazzel inside.

So Audrey says to me "mom I want to look at Macy's clothes!" I said "what does that mean?" She says "I want to look on your computer for clothes at Macy's." I said "okay" She then picks out a dress on sale for $80 and I said "I'm not buying you an $80 dress." She says "fine I'll buy it when you're dead and at least you said "no" instead of "I'll think about it" because we all know when you say that it means we have to wait for you to eventually just say no.

Audrey doing a little acting class. Be sure to watch the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ti9pyNFO-M

We have a good friend that is expecting a baby any day now. Audrey asks " when the baby is ready to come out does it just drop into your underpants?" I said "no not quite like that." She says " Wow a baby must be the size of a pickle to come out of your vagina." I say " yes except it's a 9 pound pickle

Audrey says "mom did you know there is a difference between a party and havin a PA-TA (the TA has a long A sound ) A party is just some people hangin but havin a PA-TA is when the whole world is invited and the music is super loud and really all you can hear is the bass." I am left just shaking my head.

I say " Audrey please stay focused on brushing your teeth!" she says "mom don't you know that life is distracting and there's a lot of stuff happening in my brain that I need to do?!?!

Walking to the pool yesterday with Audrey she says "I am feeling powerful and an going to show that pool who's boss." not sure what the pool did to her but....