November 28, 2012


"Audrey wanted to facetime me while she was in the bathroom. I declined the request. Then, on an unrelated note, she let me know that a foot massage given on a Wednesday is called a "Wednesday smeer up and if you don't ask for it that way it will be a painful lesson"!"

November 19, 2012


"Audrey expressed her frustration about the lunch lady consistently calling her "AuBrey" like this: "I just wish I could get inside her head and fix it so it was smart and she would call me Audrey."

November 18, 2012


"Audrey has a wooden magic wand that her Papa made for her. Recently she has been creating spells and casting them. Here are 3 very important one she told me about. If she yells "mayonasia" Mayonaise will appear anywhere she would like. If she yells "Patreckia" she will make you grow a mustache on your face. If she yells "Robickia" She will make her sister stop talking. Me: Robickia, Robickia, Robickia......nothing."

November 13, 2012


"Audrey dumped a large pile of candy in my lap and asked If she could eat it. I said no because that would ruin your dinner. She says "let's play a game, you say everything I say!" Then says "CAT (cat) DOG (dog) YOU CAN EAT YOR CANDY" me: no"

November 7, 2012


My mom is here visiting and says to Audrey " you are S.M.A.R.T (she spelled it so Audrey go figure out what she was spelling) and Audrey says "awesome?"

November 1, 2012


"Me: Audrey if you have any candy you don't want let me know! Audrey: ummm okay how about if I give you my mints and raisins!" Me: no thanks!"