March 29, 2013

Audrey said "I want to paint!" I say "No I don't want to clean up the mess!" She says "I'll do it outside." I say "No." She says "Mom you are crushing my dream of being an artist, can you live with that?" She is painting

March 22,2013

Audrey had been in bed about 20 minutes, I thought she was asleep. She called for me so I went to her room and said what do you need, why aren't you asleep? She said "I can't sleep because I need you to answer two questions for me...1. What do caveman babies look like and 2. Did you buy your car with a credit card?" Me = I don't know and no!

March 20, 2013

Yesterday, I was in the car hurrying to get Olivia from school and Audrey was talking non-stop as I was trying to pull out into very heavy traffic with 6 cars behind me. Suddenly I am aware that Audrey has her fist to her mouth like a microphone and is tapping it with her other finger saying "hey is this thing on?" I laughed out loud and she says "Finally! I'll be here all week."

March 14, 2013

I said to Audrey "please stop being an instigator with your brother!" She says "mom I can't help it, he makes me not be a beautiful nice girl and he makes be mean and evil and takes me to the dark side."