August 29, 2013

When I woke Audrey up for school this morning she said "shhh, quietly open my top drawer and take the $5 dollars and .50 pennies, I'd like to buy more sleep please!" All with eyes still closed and under covers.

August 26, 2013

Audrey was reading to me tonight and read the word "Protested" as "Prostituted". I she then said "wait that's not right, what's that word and what's prostituted?"

August 23, 2013

Audrey said this to me "mom you are hilarious and complicated all at the same time!"

August 12, 2013

I swear I heard a needle cross a record when Audrey realized none of her friends were at the Pool and said "where the freaking hell are my friends!" Clearly she saw the look on my face because the next thing she said was "wait which is the bad one?"

August 11, 2013

Ben grabbed a Yoo-hoo this morning (he's never had one) Audrey took a sip and said "this Yoo-hoo should be named Yuck-hoo!"

August 7, 2013

Audrey asked me if she could see what our cat Max looked like when we got him. I told her I don't have any pictures of him then. She grabbed my phone and said "I'll just goole it!" I said "google what?" She said "I'll google 'Strouts' fat cat Max at one.' "

August 6, 2013

Woke up at 5am to head home. Sitting on the plane Audrey asked me if I put mascara under my eyes. She didn't mean my bottom lashes either!