Dec 19, 2013

There is some silly putty that makes it way into everyone's hands around the house (random I know). Audrey is singing a made up song, walks over with a mic in one hand and silly putty in the other. She opens her hand to show me the SP and sings "you want this? You need to roll a Duce on the dice!" Closes her hand, walks away and keeps singing.

Dec 11, 2013

Audrey just said to me "Mom I can't remember are you 44 or 24?" Me: 24

Dec 9, 2013

Everywhere I go with Audrey she collects business cards. Mostly they are cards that are placed by check out counters. I have everything from plastic surgery to painting services to lawn care and doggy daycare. But the best was when she handed me the paper from target and said "mom, look you can get a job at Target, I didn't know they were hiring people! That would be like working at Disneyland! Your welcome"

Dec 2, 2013


Audrey gets a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips from the pantry and says "I hope I regret this....wait what does regret mean?"