September 26, 2014

When Audrey got off the bus this afternoon I asked her "how was your day." She says "Great! But here's the dilly, it's Friday, we should go out to dinner then just chill...comprende?" I say "wait what?" She says "wait what's comprende?" Meanwhile I'm stuck on dilly

September 18, 2014

I think she thinks she has a YouTube channel about fashion. #funnygirl

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September 18, 2014

Audrey's other front tooth is hanging on by shear will right now. She is very nervous about pulling it out. I said "Please let me pull it out!" She says "I'm nervous like a tiny little kitty cat, curled up in a ball, hiding in a tree house!"

September 17, 2014

I use Aveda shampoo and conditioner. Audrey showed in my shower and used it. After her shower she says "mom smell my hair it smells just like the bug spray we use at Grammy and Papa's place in Maine." #notagoodthing

September 17, 2014

A sentence you don't expect to say to your child "Audrey please stop doing the limbo!!!"

Sept 10, 2014

So the instructions for Audrey's shower were a little different tonight as I wanted her to leave the conditioner in her hair a little longer. Apparently she needed a to-do list and it needed to be taped to the outside of the glass wall

Sept 5, 2014

So I noticed that Audrey had painted on her art table. I said to her "Audrey I don't want you painting on your art table, please use paper!!!" She says " Mom, I'm an artist. My brain doesn't see art always on paper, my brain sees where paint needs to make things pretty." I am now very afraid for the rest of our furniture and any empty wall space