February 24, 2015

Tomorrow is book fair for Audrey. She was able to preview today. 
Audrey: Mom I found a book I want and it's $4.75 and I'm going to pay with my money.
Me: Okay, well just take $6.00 and you'll get some change.
Audrey: But it's only $4.75 why do I need $6
Me: Oh because there is tax
Audrey: What's tax?
Me: Well most states and the government add a certain amount of money to your purchase for them to make some money (keepin it simple)
Audrey: Well I don't like that. I don't want to pay tax. I want to pay $4.75
Me: I know sweetie, I know.

February 18, 2015

Me: Audrey (while she is in the shower) please wash and get out you're little they don't need to take so long!
Audrey: mom I know I fight you about getting into the shower, but once I'm in I have to sing. So each shower is about 5 songs long. Just roll with it!
Me: head shake

February 17, 2015

Audrey: What shoes should I wear to school today?
Me: Your black flats.
Audrey: I have worn those so many times. I need new shoes, lots of them.
Me: You have lots of shoes, plenty as a matter of fact.
Audrey: When I am bigger I want to have so many shoes that I can wear a different pair everyday.....that is my wish.
Me: Mine too.

February 4, 2015

Audrey asked me "what's the difference between ballet and hip hop?" So, I stand up and I give her a small visual demonstration. She says "wow you're hurting my eyes!"