March 27, 2015

Audrey: What kind of car do you think you'll buy me when I'm older? 
Me: I don't know we'll have to see what's out then! 
Audrey: I want a Cadillac.... a big one!
Me:

March 24, 2015

I asked Audrey "How was school today?" She says " it was mostly good, except P.E. that's awful! There are two teams and the one team wins all the time, it's like they have magnets stuck on them and the winning goes to them and it's like my team has soap and winning slides off and slips right out of our hands!!!"

March 17, 2015

Audrey took a hot shower then immediately put on a pair of skinny jeans and was complaining that they were to tight. I said take them off let you skin cool down then they will be fine. She hops into her bed with just underwear on and says "wow now I know what dad feels like! Comfy!"

March 2, 2015

Audrey: mom when I grow up I'm going to go to college in France and take English as my language. Do you know why? 
Me: no I don't know why!
Audrey: because I would totally nail English, I mean nail it!!!!!! Reading, writing, speaking perfectly! It's an easy A. 
Me: shakes head