Mar 15, 2016

Audrey says "Mom first it was Yolo, then swag, then gucci, then dope and now it's sah dude." Now we know the evolution of English slang. You're welcome for keeping you current. wink emoticon

April 13, 2016

Purchased a new hair conditioner for Audrey the other day! 
Me: how do you like the new conditioner? 
Audrey: I love it, it makes me feel like a woman!"
Me: Good to know. Adding that to my list for this weekends shopping!

April 11, 2015

Conversation with Audrey when picking her up from school today. 
Audrey: Mom do we have anything in the family that is really old and has been passed down?
Me: Well I'll have to think about that. How old are you talking about?
Audrey: Really really old, from like the 1950's....isn't that when they had oil lamps?

Mar 22, 2016

Picking Audrey up from school today.

Me: Hi sweetie how was your day?
Audrey: It went well, no actually it was great, really great.
Me: really? Wow that's terrific. Why was is so great?
Audrey: I don't know exactly but you only need a reason to be sad and you don't to be happy.
Me: blink blink as I felt some wisdom being dropped

Mar 11, 2016

Audrey yells through the bathroom door "Mom I don't ever remember eating paper.....ooohhh wait now I remember!" Me = 😜😳

Mar 11, 2016

So last night I asked Audrey if she would lay out her clothes for the next day..... this is what I found.

Mar 9, 2016

Audrey says to me today: "We had P.E. inside today because of the rain, we did the Macarena and I NAILED it."

Feb 24, 2016

We have one cat that likes to drink out of Audrey's toilet. She gets REALLY frustrated when she sits on a wet seat! Today she said "that's it!!!! We need to get those toilet seat covers they have in public bathrooms so my cheeks stay dry!"

Jan 4, 2016

Audrey says to me "Mom when we get home I need you to think of some chores I can do 'cause I am getting low on the cha-ching!"