April 20, '10

As Audrey and I are crossing the street she says "we need to be careful of cars and trucks. They will smoosh us like the bugs on the window of the car"

April 19, '10

Audrey just handed me a wisk and a bowl and told me to "get stirring" I said what am I stirring? She says "chocolate" (pronounced in spanish)

April 18, '10

Audreys pearls of wisdom " mommy if somebody takes your potty you need to buy a new one, that is very important" Aaron says "where do you buy a potty?" she says "from lowes"

April 17, '10

Audrey told me that there was a bee in her bed that was prickly and was prickling her

April 16, '10

So Audrey has decided that her underwear and undershirts will be called under dogs from now on. After informing me of this she says. Mom do you want to her me say underdogs in Spanish? I said yes. She said okay..... Underdogs. Then she laughed really hard. I am left just shaking my head.

April 12, '10

So my Audrey has a friend the same age also named Audrey. We call them by their first and middle name. In the car today my Audrey says "I am going to sing a song for my friend Audrey Joy" I said ok. She sings......Audrey Joy Audrey Joy she is my friend she can balance and I can kick up she can balance and i can kick up."

April 8, '10

Audrey says "when George Washington got died he was sad cause he missed his mommy" while we were driving along talk about trees. Or, that's what I thought....But apparently it was George.