May 5, '10
Audrey was wearing her princess dress, took her arms out and the top dropped to her waist. She said with her hands on her shaking hips "how do I look?" I said "Not good cause your top is below it's level" I was grabbing my phone to take a picture (not for public to see) and she ran away saying "No you can't take any pictures of me for my merit badge book" ummm huh?
May 4, '10
While in line at Starbucks this morning with Audrey she lets out a very loud burp. I am totally embarrassed. People around were chuckling. Audrey says to me "mommy did you hear that?" I said yes, Audrey we don't burp like that. She says "mommy my belly has a lot of energy and it needs to come out"
April 27, '10
I am driving in the car with Audrey. She is playing with a ponytail holder that has big plastic flowers on it. She decides it needs to be an anklet. The elastic slipped from her hand and the flower snapped her ankle. Tears all over the place, crying, crying, crying nose a mess. Then she yells inthe midst of all that "pu...nch buggy yellow I saw it first" she was correct. It was yellow. Magically no more tears.
April 23, '10
Audrey invited me to the "Audrey Show" she sits on Lily. Then she pops up and says "oh hello this is my toy baby cat lily, (she sits down on her again) she loves toys, (she pops up again) watch her play with her toy"(she throws her toy). Lily takes off the couch runs past the toy into my room and under the bed. Audrey following says "lily lily lily come back here you ruined my show i won't sit on you"
April 22, '10
Just thought I would let you all know that the sound a cat makes when being carried upside down by it's legs is not a good one. Audrey doesn't like it either. I believe her exact words were "mommy that hurted my ears"
April 21, '10
Audrey just said to me " I am very upset with you" I said "why?" she said "I am very upset with you because you are telling me to eat my chicken" then she said "mom I am frustrating by dinner"
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