May 11, 2011

Audrey, talking about a cartoon she watched yesterday mentions the characters as a "wolf" & a "Duck" otherwise known as a "Coyote" & "Roadrunner".

May 10, 2011

Audrey has a hair net on and says is her "beauty net

May 10, 2011

These are "cowgirl flip flops" according to Audrey. To you and me they are spongy styrofoam squares taped to her feet.

May 6, '11

Yesterday Audrey went to this dentist for the first time. She has been there before and has met the dentist because of going with her bro and sis. She asks me "mom is dr. Hoppe the one with blond long hair, no glasses, and feet?"

May 5, '11

So for those of you familiar with the song often sung to little babies.."Head Shoulders Knees and Toes"... Audrey is in the tub singing at the top of her lungs that tune only using the words "Head thorax abdomen". Don't ask cause I don't know either.

May 1, 2011

I asked Audrey for a kiss. She gave me one. I asked for another and she gave it to me. I asked for a third one and she said " I don't have anymore." I said "why not?" She said "cause I didn't buy any so nope you can't."

May 1, 2011

Audrey asks me if I " want some pama juice?" I said what's that? She says " it's some poodi dos, bood, zygen flower, quinza, boon flower, ice cubes and lemon"