"Am still shocked by Audrey's rendition of the song "Old MacDonald Had A Farm", it went like this. "Old MacDonald had no underpants and on his farm he had a horse with a penis and one with out E I E I O

Audrey decided that she wanted to give me a manicure. Tools included: Lotion, nail file, hair dryer, scissors, tape, pink sharpie and band-aid...I am officially nervous.

"Audrey says to me " mom I need to tell you a question... God makes adults and mommy's make babies right?"

"Realized that Audrey's pants are on backwards and asked her "hey why are your pants on backward?" she says "cause that's the way I roll!""

"Audrey wasn't happy about waiting for her dad, bro, and sis to go on a ride says " how come they have all the fun and we have all the boring fun?""

"We are heading to Sea World in San Antonio today with the kids. Audrey just asked "when are we leaving for Santee Antonio?""

"Was frustrated with Audrey while putting her to bed because she was asking a million questions. She says " mom you are really cranky I think you need to go to bed and get some serious sleep.