Last night Audrey was "reading" to me If You Give A Pig A Pancake. Just before she turns the last page she says "wait for it...... I'm making you wait for the end like on those cooking shows. Can you stand it?

Audrey just started taking Spanish lessons. She now thinks she's fluent, saying everything in "Spanish" which sounds more like her usual Chinese. She's had one lesson

This is how Audrey dressed for the park. A little girl said "look mom that girl's a princess." Audrey says in a perfect British accent " oh heavens no I'm not a princess, I'm a fairy

"Audrey wearing a dress with abstract shapes of blues and yellows, black leggings, and pink cowgirl boots (don't say cowboy cause she will correct you). I say you look cute. She says "Cute? I don't look cute! I am rockin this look, have you seen my boots? They are pink which makes me a rock star!

Overheard this: Olivia yells to Audrey "Hey Audrey come her for a minute." Audrey says "What do you want?" Olivia says "I want to tell you a secret." Audrey says "no you don't, you're going to fart." Olivia says no I'm not "Audrey says "then you are going to tell me I'm adopted." Olivia says "no I'm not." I walk into the room and Audrey looks at me and says " I don't know what you heard but I'm not buying what she's selling." I say "good cal

The other day after picking Audrey up from school she says with anger in her voice "Mom, my armpits have been sweating all day and I want to rip them off my body. You could fix this for me if you just bought me deodorant. Seriously mom can you just do that?" I say "No Audrey you don't need it." She responds with "fine I will just start using dads, I can reach his you know.

"Suddenly realized that I wasn't exactly sure where Audrey was. I found her in the guest bathroom. She was inside the shower (enclosed in glass with a door not a curtain) with Lilly. She had Lilly's food dish, water dish, a power bar, a book and a teddy bear. I said "what are you doing?" she said " I have figured out how to get quality time with Lilly and she can't run away, I thought of everything she needs. Actually, mom can't you get me the litter box?