Audrey just being Audrey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-scHFVRdkjg

Yesterday after Audrey got home from school she asked for chocolate milk. After her first sip she complained that it didn't taste good. (Milk generally doesn't have a chance to go bad in our home as we go through about 4 gallons a week). She mentioned it several times. FInally I asked what it tasted like. She said "Mom it tastes like crap with tomato, chocolate and milk

At Christmas Audrey received a $20 bill from one of her Great Grandmothers. Just the other day she received $2 additional dollars from her Great Aunt Karen Lothrop. Yesterday for a brief second Aaron Strout and I were discussing what it would take to put a pool in our backyard. Audrey quickly offered her $22 towards the $30,000 or so thousand it would take. Today while taking her to school she says "Mom do you still have my money to pay for the pool?" I said "Yes." She says "great I can't wait till school is over today so I can go swimming." Not sure how to break it to her.

Audrey arrived home from school saying to me "Mom can I have double juices and double chips for a snack?" I asked why doubles? She says "cause I might be double-ish hungry and that will fix it!

Last night Audrey was "reading" to me If You Give A Pig A Pancake. Just before she turns the last page she says "wait for it...... I'm making you wait for the end like on those cooking shows. Can you stand it?

Audrey just started taking Spanish lessons. She now thinks she's fluent, saying everything in "Spanish" which sounds more like her usual Chinese. She's had one lesson

This is how Audrey dressed for the park. A little girl said "look mom that girl's a princess." Audrey says in a perfect British accent " oh heavens no I'm not a princess, I'm a fairy