"Audrey asks "how far are we from New Orleans?" knowing that she doesn't get 15 minutes but does get 1 sponge bob show, that is what I tell her. She asks "is that the same as 1 1/2 pink panther shows?" I said I don't know how long they are. With her palms facing each other with a distance of 8 inches in between says "about this far

Hair stylist says to Audrey "how do you want your hair?" Audrey says " well I have kinda sad news, my pink cowgirl boots had to go I the trash... So now I need my hair sassy cause my boots were sassy. I like sass

This is the way Audrey goes through life...

Audrey asks me " does our cleaning lady use kaboom so-tastic? It gets out tough stains there is oxy.... something in it.

Audrey asks me " does our cleaning lady use kaboom so-tastic? It gets out tough stains there is oxy.... something in it.

Audrey has a cat from build-a-bear. All afternoon she was calling it Sarah. I said to her "Audrey you need to move sarah." she says "who is Sarah? This is Tasha but her nickname is Hanna!

Audrey was sitting outside eating her lunch. I came out and sat down. She got up and moved closer to me. I said "hey thanks for joining me!" she said "no pleasure" then asks " mom what does that mean anyway