While driving in the car with Audrey she says "lets play simon says...simon says take one hand off the wheel." "Ok" she says "simon says put one hand back on wheel" "ok" she says touch your toes..(I don't do it) ..very good listening mommy." then she says "simon says "stop driving now," I keep driving and she says "haha I knew I'd get you.

"I was on the phone for 30 seconds at the most while Audrey was listening to a Bieber song. She says to me in a very quiet voice "can you please turn your voice O F F?" (spelling the word to me).

Gel shoe inserts are called "stink stabbers" as per Audrey.

‎Audrey doesn't like being woken up in the morning. I said " come on sweetie time to get ready for school" she says in a robotic voice "I am a robot, know everything, and don't need school!" I said "how did you get so funny." she says " I'm like lady Gaga I was born that way

Then I found her writing like this. I said what are you doing? She says " I am writing this down so when I'm bigger you can order it

Most weeks the dry cleaning is just my husbands stuff. A couple of weeks ago however, I had a pink sweater in the mix, I forgot about it and it's still hanging in Aaron Strouts closet. Audrey says to me "mom does dad sometimes like to wear girl clothes? There is a sweater in his closet what is pink and it looks like it would be to small for him.

Audrey has been wearing these shoes of mine around the house the last few days. She asked if she could wear them to school. I said no. She say's "fine I can't wait till I'm your age like 66 and can wear high shoes