Audrey had her official birthday party this past Monday. Yesterday she was giving me a recap of all the stuff that she thought was fun. One thing she said was... "oh and one of my bff's Reagan sang Happy birthday really loud, told me I looked like a princess, gave me some flowers she picked and that made me feel all kinds uh Razzel dazzel inside.

So Audrey says to me "mom I want to look at Macy's clothes!" I said "what does that mean?" She says "I want to look on your computer for clothes at Macy's." I said "okay" She then picks out a dress on sale for $80 and I said "I'm not buying you an $80 dress." She says "fine I'll buy it when you're dead and at least you said "no" instead of "I'll think about it" because we all know when you say that it means we have to wait for you to eventually just say no.

Audrey doing a little acting class. Be sure to watch the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ti9pyNFO-M

We have a good friend that is expecting a baby any day now. Audrey asks " when the baby is ready to come out does it just drop into your underpants?" I said "no not quite like that." She says " Wow a baby must be the size of a pickle to come out of your vagina." I say " yes except it's a 9 pound pickle

Audrey says "mom did you know there is a difference between a party and havin a PA-TA (the TA has a long A sound ) A party is just some people hangin but havin a PA-TA is when the whole world is invited and the music is super loud and really all you can hear is the bass." I am left just shaking my head.

I say " Audrey please stay focused on brushing your teeth!" she says "mom don't you know that life is distracting and there's a lot of stuff happening in my brain that I need to do?!?!

Walking to the pool yesterday with Audrey she says "I am feeling powerful and an going to show that pool who's boss." not sure what the pool did to her but....