In the car listening to the radio with the girls. Maroon 5's Pay Phone was on. The line in the song goes "All these fairy tales are full of it." Audrey says "Did he say shit.... cause it sounded like he did cause, shit is a bad word." IT Audrey, he said IT.

Audrey is playing with my hair. She asks "do you want it to look like Santa's beard or a rock star?" I said rock star. Once finished she says "hey you look good oh, and by the way, by rock star I meant more like an elf."

Just a little young for a belly button ring...

Audrey is a hair twirler, hers and anyone else's she can get her fingers on. The other night she apparently woke up at 9ish pm and called for me. I didn't hear the call but Ben did. He went into her room and asked what was wrong. She said she was having trouble sleeping. He asks " Audrey do you want to twirl my hair and I'll tickle your back?" Ben has a buzz cut. But they tried.

Found Audrey flipping through a magazine. She says "this is lame, this is totally lame, just lame." I ask "what magazine is that?" She shows me the cover and it's Maxim. I said "tell me why it's lame" She says "cause it's all girls with no perfume sample to smell"

Audrey told me she knew what the Rihanna song "Shut Up and Drive" means....I had a nervous moment and asked "oh really tell me." She says "when you are driving and talking and driving and talking and it's really far away finally someone just says shut up and drive." phew

Audrey and I were arguing over who loved the other more. She says "mom my love for you is gi-mo-nous and you can't beat that." (aka ginormous) She was correct I couldn't beat that