The Best of Audrey

A blog about an incredibly sweet, loving, little girl with an amazing imagination and zest for life. These are little vignettes from our life with her. The cast of real characters often referred to are older sister Olivia, older brother Ben, and two cats, Lilly and Max. Everything I write is true. I work hard to quote her exactly. I hope you have a good laugh.

Audrey let me know that while swimming her "breath gets bumpy when I'm running out of air and I'm a natural mermaid and hide it in day to day life.

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Question of the day from Audrey was "Mom what's the difference between Onion dip and Onion pus?" Umm what?"

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"It's safe to that Audrey may be a cat whisperer based on all that she can get away with. Well while on vacation in Maine Audrey did some fishing for the first time. Apparently she has the same skill with Fish. Just about each time that line went in she got one, including an 18" Bass. Her sister Olivia Strout asked her what her secret was and Audrey responds "In my head I just say to them come over little fishy I have a yummy worm for you

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Out to a restaurant and into the bathroom with Audrey I go. She spots a changing table and says "oh look it's a baby layer." Then she spots the feminine product dispenser and says "oh can you put coins in that and it's a heater?

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"Audrey has an iTouch in which she decided to put a password on so "no one could use it." She has now forgotten this password and said "maybe we could put it in a bag of rice!

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"I asked Audrey if she was going to go tubing on the lake and she said "not till it's glassy!

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Two things. "Yesterday Audrey said "I saw a daddy long legs spider and a baby short legs spider." Today, Audrey and her Papa made pancakes for breakfast. She said "I helped Papa, I put the love in it, I actually took love from my heart and put it in.

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Audrey

Audrey
Audrey was born in June of '07. In January of '09, I started documenting the funny (and sometimes frustrating) things she did during the course of the day on Facebook. This is way before I had any idea the kind of material she would later provide simply by Audrey just being Audrey.

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