Audrey says in the car "Mom have you ever swallowed something and it feels like it's landed in your boob or breast or nipplit? Cause it hurts!

"So Audrey says to me " this boy in my class won't be my friend and when I asked why he said because he isn't friends with girls and I said to him 'Dude I know you're friends with 2 girls in our class don't fib at me.

Audrey just walked into my room and said "hi mom, I'm going to go powder my nose which is girl talk for go to the bathroom." Insert flushing here. Then she says "okay I'm all done powdering my nose." She used air quotes for last part

Audrey asked me if I would give her a mani pedi today after school. She said "mom but don't forget the overcoating!" I asked what that was. She said "it's when you polish everything one time then do it again." Who knew a second coat was an overcoating?

While taking Audrey to school in the morning I noticed she was staring out the window and not talking. I asked her what she was thinking about. Her reply " oh I have stuff rattling around in my brain and I can play it like a show and watch everyone doing their part." explains a lot!

While waiting to pick Olivia up fr school Audrey puts the DVD headphones on and says "last night I snuck into Olivia's room and put a GPS thingy into her head and I can tell you when she is walking to the car cause I get a beep beep beep signal.

So the other night while putting Audrey to bed she says to me "when someone sneezes you say bless you, right?" I say "yes" she says "what do you say when someone coughs?" I say "nothing" she says " that's not right I think we should say blessness..... You. Yeah that's it blessness you." I said "okay!" a few minutes pass and she says "mom do you need to cough?