Audrey gets a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips from the pantry and says "I hope I regret this....wait what does regret mean?"
Dec 9, 2013
Everywhere I go with Audrey she collects business cards. Mostly they are cards that are placed by check out counters. I have everything from plastic surgery to painting services to lawn care and doggy daycare. But the best was when she handed me the paper from target and said "mom, look you can get a job at Target, I didn't know they were hiring people! That would be like working at Disneyland! Your welcome"
Nov 5, 2013
Found Audrey reading the bible.
Me: what are you doing?
Audrey: well Grammy and papa said there is a boy in their Sunday School that is young, and is really smart because he can read from the bible! So I decided to see if I could read from it!"
Me: so what did you find out?
Audrey: that I'm young and can read the bible too, so I'm just as smart!
Me: I agree with your assessment
Audrey: what's a "sessment"
Me: what are you doing?
Audrey: well Grammy and papa said there is a boy in their Sunday School that is young, and is really smart because he can read from the bible! So I decided to see if I could read from it!"
Me: so what did you find out?
Audrey: that I'm young and can read the bible too, so I'm just as smart!
Me: I agree with your assessment
Audrey: what's a "sessment"
Oct 29, 2013
I told Audrey this morning that the Red Sox won last night and we are all so excited. She said "I know I know dad told me
Big Papi scored a field goal"
Big Papi scored a field goal"
Oct 22, 2013
Conversation with Audrey this morning... Audrey: mom do you know what MYOB stands for?
Me: yes, it means mind your own business
Audrey: do you know what IDK stands for?
Me: yes, it means I don't know.
( 10 minutes later)
Me: Audrey you need to grab a sweater it's a little brisk this morning.
Audrey: IAKT AND IDC
me: wha?
Audrey: mom it means I already know that and I don't care. Geez stay with the program!
Me: it's get...... Not stay
Audrey: huh?
Me: yes, it means mind your own business
Audrey: do you know what IDK stands for?
Me: yes, it means I don't know.
( 10 minutes later)
Me: Audrey you need to grab a sweater it's a little brisk this morning.
Audrey: IAKT AND IDC
me: wha?
Audrey: mom it means I already know that and I don't care. Geez stay with the program!
Me: it's get...... Not stay
Audrey: huh?
Oct 17, 2013
Audrey told me today "Mom I found out that this boy Michael likes me. He chases me at recess and I asked him 'Michael which girls do you like?' He replied with "All the girls in our class". Audrey said to him "If you had to choose one girl." He said "I would choose you?" I said " Awe that's sweet!" She said "Mom, I told him that I pick my nose to just get him off my back, ya know what I mean?!?!" I said "Audrey, what did he say?" She says "He said 'That's fine with me I pick my nose too?" I giggled. Audrey said to me "Mom, boy trouble starts now and I have a long way to go" I'm thinking I do too....
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