Jan 22, 2014

Audrey yelling from the other room...
Audrey: Mom what size clothes do I wear? 
Me: 7/8
Audrey: what size shoe?
Me: 2

30 minutes later she brings me her computer and says

Audrey: so what is your CC number? I was on the target website and was looking at clothes and shoes I wanted and I added them to the cart! 

Me: wha?!?! (Looking in disbelief) No, I'm not spending $198 on that stuff now.

Audrey: I think my heart just broke!

Me: I think you were breaking my wallet!

Feb 10, 2014

Yesterday we made homemade Red Velvet and chocolate chunk ice cream. Tonight, Olivia asks why with almost the same ingredients it takes so different then chocolate ice cream? I said "oh, do you know the history of Red Velvet from the depression?" She says "yes". Audrey says "Wait, Liv you read the bible?"

Jan 10, 2013

In our kitchen where most people would have a table to eat at we have an art table and small play kitchen for Audrey. As a result when the sun hits the floor in just the right way you can see all the glitter that has fallen to the floor and is impossible to get up. Today Audrey says to me "Mom I have a problem, but it's more like addiction, addiction to glitter I think it needs to be thrown away! But maybe not just right now, in a few months. I just love it!"

Dec 19, 2013

There is some silly putty that makes it way into everyone's hands around the house (random I know). Audrey is singing a made up song, walks over with a mic in one hand and silly putty in the other. She opens her hand to show me the SP and sings "you want this? You need to roll a Duce on the dice!" Closes her hand, walks away and keeps singing.

Dec 11, 2013

Audrey just said to me "Mom I can't remember are you 44 or 24?" Me: 24

Dec 9, 2013

Everywhere I go with Audrey she collects business cards. Mostly they are cards that are placed by check out counters. I have everything from plastic surgery to painting services to lawn care and doggy daycare. But the best was when she handed me the paper from target and said "mom, look you can get a job at Target, I didn't know they were hiring people! That would be like working at Disneyland! Your welcome"

Dec 2, 2013

Audrey gets a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips from the pantry and says "I hope I regret this....wait what does regret mean?"