March 15, 2014

Audrey (6 yrs old) wrote this. Just found it on the counter. Need to ask her how she masters #4!

March 11, 2014

While packing everyone for a little 4 day spring break trip, Audrey brings me ALL (15 pair mostly flip flops) of her shoes to pack. I said "Audrey that's way to many!!" Audrey says "Mom, really? A girl needs options!!!!"

March 4, 2014

15 minutes after Audrey has been put to bed I hear her calling me.... 
Audrey: I can't sleep
Me: why? 
Audrey: I have all these funny giggly thoughts running through my head and I can't sleep. 
Me: huh! What should we do? 

Then she says in a totally serious voice...

"Mom, sometimes I think my brain tries to sabotage my sleep!!!

March 1, 2014

Walking into Walgreens Audrey asks if she can get some gum. I say sure. Once in, she says "oh I don't want the gum I want these fake nails!" Me: umm no!

Feb 21, 2014

Audrey asking if we could do something I said "I don't know, maybe." She says "mom I wasn't born last night, I was born in the day and I know that means no!" Actually, she was born at night, 9:57 to be exact.

Feb 17, 2014

As I was putting Audrey to bed she asks "why wasn't the Mona Lisa smiling in her portrait and why don't we listen to more jazz?"

Feb 1, 2014

So in keeping with Audrey and the target theme, she knows we would like to purchase new stools for our kitchen counter. There need to be 6 and this isn't a small investment and we are taking our time. On Friday she brought her computer to me to show me stools that she found on sale for half the price from target! I said "wow those are perfect" she said "okay mom I added 6 to the cart do you want to check out?" As I look at the cart it includes that $198 in clothes and shoes she already added from the other day. She's available for hire as a personal shopper!