June 28, 2014

So we went to Dylan's Candy Bar with the kids today. Audrey says this about the Charleston Chew..." Wait it's marshmallow and chocolate.... It's like a s'more without the cracker!!!"

June 20, 2014

Audrey: mom I think we should play 3 rounds of uno. 
Me: okay
Audrey: I plan to win all three and am prepared to put a little skin in the game. 
Me: ???? 
Audrey: I've got 5 bucks! 
Me: you're on!

June 8, 2014

Yesterday we celebrated Audrey's bday in Santa Monica. She customized her own Converse sneakers. I was perplexed by the mustache addition. When asked "why do you want a mustache?" She says "it's like the sugar in ice cream, it just makes it good!"

May 30, 2014

Audrey says to me "mom there are 3 perfect boys for me in my grade. They have brown hair and brown eyes and like sports, like football and baseball.... ones I like. Not sports like Chess or Checkers." I said "well Chess and Checkers aren't a sport." She says "it has to be because you break a sweat when you play football or baseball and when you get nervous about your next move you sweat too! Trust me it's a different kind of sport, I just can't get into it!"

May 28, 2014

Audrey let me know today that "high heels just make outfits look better!"

May 27, 2014

This is Audrey's art station. Yesterday we organized it from it's usual chaotic state. I made a "throw away" pile. After a bit she said "where are we putting that pile?" I said "oh this is the trash." She said "Mom you can't throw that stuff away, it will be like throwing a little piece of me away!" At that point I realized I'd be throwing it away when she was distracted and I can't include her in organize project.

May 21, 2014

A little tutorial from Audrey...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152540728583646&l=31199223330866880