February 18, 2015

Me: Audrey (while she is in the shower) please wash and get out you're little they don't need to take so long!
Audrey: mom I know I fight you about getting into the shower, but once I'm in I have to sing. So each shower is about 5 songs long. Just roll with it!
Me: head shake

February 17, 2015

Audrey: What shoes should I wear to school today?
Me: Your black flats.
Audrey: I have worn those so many times. I need new shoes, lots of them.
Me: You have lots of shoes, plenty as a matter of fact.
Audrey: When I am bigger I want to have so many shoes that I can wear a different pair everyday.....that is my wish.
Me: Mine too.

February 4, 2015

Audrey asked me "what's the difference between ballet and hip hop?" So, I stand up and I give her a small visual demonstration. She says "wow you're hurting my eyes!"

December 17, 2014

Audrey came home the other day from school and said: "Mom this boy at school told me that Santa isn't real and that it's your mom and dad!" I said "oh wow, really?" She says "Is it true? I have to know! Because when I have kids I have to know what to do so they have presents!"

November 25, 2014

Yesterday Audrey got about 6 inches cut off her hair. In the car on the way home she said "Man it's amazing how a good cut can make a girl feel!" Then later at dinner she said " This haircut completes me or I'm completed by my haircut ....or something like that!"

October 10, 2014

When Audrey walked in the door from school I said to her "there has been a change in plans for tonight!" Before I could say another word, she rolled her eyes and in an exasperated voice says "there's always something"

October 8, 2014

I woke Audrey up this morning at her regular time and hurried her to get dressed so she could go out back and see the Lunar Eclipse. Once outside she turned to me and said "My eyes are open but my brain is in bed asleep, which is where I want to be, so can we chat about this later it's difficult to think without my brain." ‪#‎notamorningperson‬