March 17, 2015
Audrey took a hot shower then immediately put on a pair of skinny jeans and was complaining that they were to tight. I said take them off let you skin cool down then they will be fine. She hops into her bed with just underwear on and says "wow now I know what dad feels like! Comfy!"
March 2, 2015
Audrey: mom when I grow up I'm going to go to college in France and take English as my language. Do you know why?
Me: no I don't know why!
Audrey: because I would totally nail English, I mean nail it!!!!!! Reading, writing, speaking perfectly! It's an easy A.
Me: shakes head
Me: no I don't know why!
Audrey: because I would totally nail English, I mean nail it!!!!!! Reading, writing, speaking perfectly! It's an easy A.
Me: shakes head
February 24, 2015
Tomorrow is book fair for Audrey. She was able to preview today.
Audrey: Mom I found a book I want and it's $4.75 and I'm going to pay with my money.
Me: Okay, well just take $6.00 and you'll get some change.
Audrey: But it's only $4.75 why do I need $6
Me: Oh because there is tax
Audrey: What's tax?
Me: Well most states and the government add a certain amount of money to your purchase for them to make some money (keepin it simple)
Audrey: Well I don't like that. I don't want to pay tax. I want to pay $4.75
Me: I know sweetie, I know.
Audrey: Mom I found a book I want and it's $4.75 and I'm going to pay with my money.
Me: Okay, well just take $6.00 and you'll get some change.
Audrey: But it's only $4.75 why do I need $6
Me: Oh because there is tax
Audrey: What's tax?
Me: Well most states and the government add a certain amount of money to your purchase for them to make some money (keepin it simple)
Audrey: Well I don't like that. I don't want to pay tax. I want to pay $4.75
Me: I know sweetie, I know.
February 18, 2015
Me: Audrey (while she is in the shower) please wash and get out you're little they don't need to take so long!
Audrey: mom I know I fight you about getting into the shower, but once I'm in I have to sing. So each shower is about 5 songs long. Just roll with it!
Me:
Audrey: mom I know I fight you about getting into the shower, but once I'm in I have to sing. So each shower is about 5 songs long. Just roll with it!
Me:
February 17, 2015
Audrey: What shoes should I wear to school today?
Me: Your black flats.
Audrey: I have worn those so many times. I need new shoes, lots of them.
Me: You have lots of shoes, plenty as a matter of fact.
Audrey: When I am bigger I want to have so many shoes that I can wear a different pair everyday.....that is my wish.
Me: Mine too.
Me: Your black flats.
Audrey: I have worn those so many times. I need new shoes, lots of them.
Me: You have lots of shoes, plenty as a matter of fact.
Audrey: When I am bigger I want to have so many shoes that I can wear a different pair everyday.....that is my wish.
Me: Mine too.
February 4, 2015
Audrey asked me "what's the difference between ballet and hip hop?" So, I
stand up and I give her a small visual demonstration. She says "wow
you're hurting my eyes!"
December 17, 2014
Audrey came home the other day from school and said: "Mom this boy at
school told me that Santa isn't real and that it's your mom and dad!" I
said "oh wow, really?" She says "Is it true? I have to know! Because
when I have kids I have to know what to do so they have presents!"
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