March 24, 2015
I asked Audrey "How was school today?" She says " it was mostly good, except P.E. that's awful! There are two teams and the one team wins all the time, it's like they have magnets stuck on them and the winning goes to them and it's like my team has soap and winning slides off and slips right out of our hands!!!"
March 17, 2015
Audrey took a hot shower then immediately put on a pair of skinny jeans and was complaining that they were to tight. I said take them off let you skin cool down then they will be fine. She hops into her bed with just underwear on and says "wow now I know what dad feels like! Comfy!"
March 2, 2015
Audrey: mom when I grow up I'm going to go to college in France and take English as my language. Do you know why?
Me: no I don't know why!
Audrey: because I would totally nail English, I mean nail it!!!!!! Reading, writing, speaking perfectly! It's an easy A.
Me: shakes head
Me: no I don't know why!
Audrey: because I would totally nail English, I mean nail it!!!!!! Reading, writing, speaking perfectly! It's an easy A.
Me: shakes head
February 24, 2015
Tomorrow is book fair for Audrey. She was able to preview today.
Audrey: Mom I found a book I want and it's $4.75 and I'm going to pay with my money.
Me: Okay, well just take $6.00 and you'll get some change.
Audrey: But it's only $4.75 why do I need $6
Me: Oh because there is tax
Audrey: What's tax?
Me: Well most states and the government add a certain amount of money to your purchase for them to make some money (keepin it simple)
Audrey: Well I don't like that. I don't want to pay tax. I want to pay $4.75
Me: I know sweetie, I know.
Audrey: Mom I found a book I want and it's $4.75 and I'm going to pay with my money.
Me: Okay, well just take $6.00 and you'll get some change.
Audrey: But it's only $4.75 why do I need $6
Me: Oh because there is tax
Audrey: What's tax?
Me: Well most states and the government add a certain amount of money to your purchase for them to make some money (keepin it simple)
Audrey: Well I don't like that. I don't want to pay tax. I want to pay $4.75
Me: I know sweetie, I know.
February 18, 2015
Me: Audrey (while she is in the shower) please wash and get out you're little they don't need to take so long!
Audrey: mom I know I fight you about getting into the shower, but once I'm in I have to sing. So each shower is about 5 songs long. Just roll with it!
Me:
Audrey: mom I know I fight you about getting into the shower, but once I'm in I have to sing. So each shower is about 5 songs long. Just roll with it!
Me:
February 17, 2015
Audrey: What shoes should I wear to school today?
Me: Your black flats.
Audrey: I have worn those so many times. I need new shoes, lots of them.
Me: You have lots of shoes, plenty as a matter of fact.
Audrey: When I am bigger I want to have so many shoes that I can wear a different pair everyday.....that is my wish.
Me: Mine too.
Me: Your black flats.
Audrey: I have worn those so many times. I need new shoes, lots of them.
Me: You have lots of shoes, plenty as a matter of fact.
Audrey: When I am bigger I want to have so many shoes that I can wear a different pair everyday.....that is my wish.
Me: Mine too.
February 4, 2015
Audrey asked me "what's the difference between ballet and hip hop?" So, I
stand up and I give her a small visual demonstration. She says "wow
you're hurting my eyes!"
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