Nov 18, 2015

Audrey says to me "Sometimes I wish I could get into someone's brain and sit there with some popcorn and see how their brain works. Then I could change a few things too." Me:

Nov 16, 2015

Audrey speaking of her own life, and not anything to do with things happening in the world, says " So when bad things happen it's not from God because God is only good, and it's not from satan because satan isn't real, so basically bad stuff is karma!" ‪#‎lifelesson‬

Nov 10, 2015

When waking Audrey this morning, her eyes not yet open, she says, "mom you would be proud of me I was having an educational dream because I was reading in it!" I said "oh that's good." She says "not really I'd rather be awake!"

October 20, 2015

Audrey was munching on a carrot and says "eww this carrot tastes like kitty litter!" I think to myself.... She would know because she ate a small handful of used kitty litter when she was 17 months old that I had to floss out from between her teeth! ‪#‎EwwIsRight‬

October 12, 2015

Audrey just says to me " oh my gosh mom do you have a bald spot..... Oh no that's just gray hair!" Me: thanks

September 18, 2015

So Audrey has a ring that is now miss shaped. So she got a turkey baster and put her ring on the small end of it and then used the non whisk end of a whisk and hammered it into place! ‪#‎supersmart‬ ‪#‎ingenius‬

September 1, 2015

So the other day Audrey walks into the room and this was our conversation:
Me: hi sweetie, what have you been doing? 
Audrey: I was in Olivia's room and she was trying to get me to say bad words soooo that was boring and I left! 
Me: OLIVIA