The Best of Audrey

Mar 11, 2016

Audrey yells through the bathroom door "Mom I don't ever remember eating paper.....ooohhh wait now I remember!" Me = 😜😳

Mar 11, 2016

So last night I asked Audrey if she would lay out her clothes for the next day..... this is what I found.

Mar 9, 2016

Audrey says to me today: "We had P.E. inside today because of the rain, we did the Macarena and I NAILED it."

We have one cat that likes to drink out of Audrey's toilet. She gets REALLY frustrated when she sits on a wet seat! Today she said "that's it!!!! We need to get those toilet seat covers they have in public bathrooms so my cheeks stay dry!"

Jan 4, 2016

Audrey says to me "Mom when we get home I need you to think of some chores I can do 'cause I am getting low on the cha-ching!"

Dec 30, 2015

The other night while family was visiting from out of town I told, we were all hanging out having a great time I told Audrey several times she need to get ready for bed. She was doing her best to ignore me. I mentioned it again and she looked up at me and says "mom if you go in my room, in my drawer is my wallet, take $50 out!" Then she put her pointer finger to her nose and said "shhhh"

Dec 28, 2015

Audrey says "Mommom (her grandmother, my mom) was here 10 days and there are 7 desserts in the house!"