April 27, 2011

Audrey singing the title of a spongebob show "The Hash Slinging Slasher" (one to scary for her to actually watch) after several rounds somehow becomes "The ass slinging hasher" also repeated for several rounds.

April 25, 2011

Audrey was eating a small bowl of dry cinnamon toast crunch cereal. She spilled it and says "I accidentally spilled my cereal that means on purpose"

April 22, 2011

Ben irritating Audrey. Audrey says "mom Ben is ig-noying me."

April 21, 2011

Audrey making demands this morning. "mom, first I don't care, three I don't know, and last I don't remember."

April 20, 2011

Audrey has a necklace she has recently started wearing. She asked if she could wear it in the bath. I said no it wont be good for the metal. She said "if I wear it in the bath it will turn it junkster"

April 19, 2011

Audrey has a little bruise on her hip. I asked her what happened to her hip? She said "first it pounded then it exploded, that's why it looks like that"

April 16, 2011

Each time Aaron smokes a pork butt on the grill for pulled pork sandwiches I love that Audrey gets excited about having "pork pork sandwiches'