"Audrey was asking me about how I potty trained her. She said "when I was tiny did you put me on the potty and I was so small I almost feel in?" I said "you were tiny but I didn't let you fall in." She said "did you put me on your lap and I peed between your legs?" Ummm No...gross"

"I was running an errand with Audrey in tow. She was very slowly getting out of the car so I said "Audrey come on move faster please." She says "geez mom why are you being so garelic ?" I said "what does garelic mean?" She says " I don't know what it means but if someone asks me I'll tell them it's the way you are acting right now." I keep thinking I am in this to win the war not the small battles.....but WOW!"

"There is thunder, lightening, and a few drops of rain. Audrey has decided to play outside. She is wearing a miss matched "bokini", Olivia's woman's size 9 rain boots, and has Ben's froggy umbrella from kindergarten......"

September 24, 2011

Arriving at Ben's flag football game Audrey says "Aw man I forgot my money." I said "Money? what do you need that for?" She says "to buy stuff" I said "there isn't anything to buy here" she says "yeah there is.....mouth guards!"

September 18, 2011

Just painted Audrey's nails. 30 seconds later she says to me "mom can you get the boogers out of my nose, my nails are wet?" I said "let me get a tissue." She said "tissue won't work this needs picking." shaking my head in disbelief.

September 15, 2011

Made a yummy dinner tonight. Audrey wasn't that psyched about it. She said " the rice taste-is like crap". Nice!

Septmeber 14, 2011

 Audrey doing her "work" called "vegatation"


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